Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Come live with me and be my love, And \ | we will some new pleasures prove Of | | golden sands and crystal brooks With | | silken lines, and silver hooks. There's | | nothing that I wouldn't do If you would | | be my POSSLQ. | | | | You live with me, and I with you, And | | you will be my POSSLQ. I'll be your | | friend and so much more; That's what a | | POSSLQ is for. | | | | And everything we will confess; Yes, | | even to the IRS. Some day on what we | | both may earn, Perhaps we'll file a | | joint return. You'll share my pad, my | | taxes, joint; You'll share my life - up | | to a point! And that you'll be so glad | \ to do, Because you'll be my POSSLQ. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;