Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / NOTE: No warranties, either express or \ | implied, are hereby given. All software | | is supplied as is, without guarantee. | | The user assumes all responsibility for | | damages resulting from the use of these | | features, including, but not limited | | to, frustration, disgust, system | | abends, disk head-crashes, general | | malfeasance, floods, fires, shark | | attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, | | cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local | | electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic | | brake system failure, invasion, hashing | | collisions, normal wear and tear of | | friction surfaces, comic radiation, | | inadvertent destruction of sensitive | | electronic components, windstorms, the | | Riders of Nazgul, infuriated chickens, | | malfunctioning mechanical or electrical | | sexual devices, premature activation of | | the distant early warning system, | | peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery | | bombardment, explosions, cave-ins, | \ and/or frogs falling from the sky. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;