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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ NOTE: No warranties, either express or  \
| implied, are hereby given. All software |
| is supplied as is, without guarantee.   |
| The user assumes all responsibility for |
| damages resulting from the use of these |
| features, including, but not limited    |
| to, frustration, disgust, system        |
| abends, disk head-crashes, general      |
| malfeasance, floods, fires, shark       |
| attack, nerve gas, locust infestation,  |
| cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local   |
| electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic  |
| brake system failure, invasion, hashing |
| collisions, normal wear and tear of     |
| friction surfaces, comic radiation,     |
| inadvertent destruction of sensitive    |
| electronic components, windstorms, the  |
| Riders of Nazgul, infuriated chickens,  |
| malfunctioning mechanical or electrical |
| sexual devices, premature activation of |
| the distant early warning system,       |
| peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery |
| bombardment, explosions, cave-ins,      |
\ and/or frogs falling from the sky.      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;