Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Your motives for doing whatever good \ | deed you may have in mind will be | \ misinterpreted by somebody. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;