Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Women give to men the very gold of \ | their lives. Possibly; but they | | invariably want it back in such very | | small change. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;