Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I came home the other night and tried \ | to open the door with my car keys...and | | the building started up. So I took it | | out for a drive. A cop pulled me over | | for speeding. He asked me where I | | live... "Right here". | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;