Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back \ | home. | | | \ -- Luke Skywalker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;