Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Beware of bugs in the above code; I \ | have only proved it correct, not tried | | it. | | | \ -- Donald Knuth / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;