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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Dear Mister Language Person: What is    \
| the purpose of the apostrophe?          |
|                                         |
| Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly   |
| in hand-lettered small business signs   |
| to alert the reader than an "S" is      |
| coming up at the end of a word, as in:  |
| WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or:  |
| NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ITEM'S. Another |
| important grammar concept to bear in    |
| mind when creating hand- lettered       |
| small-business signs is that you should |
| put quotation marks around random words |
| for decoration, as in "TRY" OUR HOT     |
| DOG'S, or even TRY "OUR" HOT DOG'S.     |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;