Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 0 7 * * * echo "...Linux is just a fad" \ | | mail billg@microsoft.com -s= | | | \ "And remember..." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;