Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A blind rabbit was hopping through the \ | woods, tripping over logs and crashing | | into trees. At the same time, a blind | | snake was slithering through the same | | forest, with identical results. They | | chanced to collide head-on in a | | clearing. | | | | "Please excuse me, sir, I'm blind and I | | bumped into you accidentally," | | apologized the rabbit. | | | | "That's quite all right," replied the | | snake, "I have the same problem!" | | | | "All my life I've been wondering what I | | am," said the rabbit, "Do you think you | | could help me find out?" | | | | "I'll try," said the snake. He gently | | coiled himself around the rabbit. | | "Well, you're covered with soft fur, | | you have a little fluffy tail and long | | ears. You're... hmmm... you're probably | | a bunny rabbit!" | | | | "Great!" said the rabbit. "Thanks, I | | really owe you one!" | | | | "Well," replied the snake, "I don't | | know what I am, either. Do you suppose | | you could try and tell me?" | | | | The rabbit ran his paws all over the | | snake. "Well, you're low, cold and | | slimey..." And, as he ran one paw | | underneath the snake, "and you have no | \ balls. You must be an attorney!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;