Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya! \ | | | -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", | \ stardate unknown / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;