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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A manager went to the master           \
| programmer and showed him the           |
| requirements document for a new         |
| application. The manager asked the      |
| master: "How long will it take to       |
| design this system if I assign five     |
| programmers to it?"                     |
|                                         |
| "It will take one year," said the       |
| master promptly.                        |
|                                         |
| "But we need this system immediately or |
| even sooner! How long will it take it I |
| assign ten programmers to it?"          |
|                                         |
| The master programmer frowned. "In that |
| case, it will take two years."          |
|                                         |
| "And what if I assign a hundred         |
| programmers to it?"                     |
|                                         |
| The master programmer shrugged. "Then   |
| the design will never be completed," he |
| said.                                   |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;