Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A manager went to the master \ | programmer and showed him the | | requirements document for a new | | application. The manager asked the | | master: "How long will it take to | | design this system if I assign five | | programmers to it?" | | | | "It will take one year," said the | | master promptly. | | | | "But we need this system immediately or | | even sooner! How long will it take it I | | assign ten programmers to it?" | | | | The master programmer frowned. "In that | | case, it will take two years." | | | | "And what if I assign a hundred | | programmers to it?" | | | | The master programmer shrugged. "Then | | the design will never be completed," he | | said. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;