Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / He who makes a beast of himself gets \ | rid of the pain of being a man. | | | \ -- Dr. Johnson / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;