Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune presents: \ | | | USEFUL PHRASES IN ESPERANTO, #2. | | | | ^Cu tiu loko estas okupita? Is this | | seat taken? ^Cu vi ofte venas ^ci-tien? | | Do you come here often? ^Cu mi povas | | havi via telelonnumeron? May I have | | your phone number? Mi estas | | komputilisto. I work with computers. Mi | | legas multe da scienca fikcio. I read a | | lot of science fiction. ^Cu necesas ke | | vi eliras? Do you really have to be | \ going? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;