Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "I only touch base with reality on an \ | as-needed basis!" | | | \ -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;