Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When a fellow says, "It ain't the money \ | but the principle of the thing," it's | | the money. | | | \ -- Kim Hubbard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;