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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Dear Ms. Postnews:                      \
|                                         |
| I couldn't get mail through to somebody |
| on another site. What                   |
|                                         |
| should I do?                            |
|                                         |
| -- Eager Beaver                         |
|                                         |
| Dear Eager:                             |
|                                         |
| No problem, just post your message to a |
| group that a lot of people read. Say,   |
| "This is for John Smith. I couldn't get |
| mail through so I'm posting it. All     |
| others please ignore."                  |
|                                         |
| This way tens of thousands of people    |
| will spend a few seconds scanning over  |
| and ignoring your article, using up     |
| over 16 man-hours their collective      |
| time, but you will be saved the         |
| terrible trouble of checking through    |
| usenet maps or looking for alternate    |
| routes. Just think, if you couldn't     |
| distribute your message to 9000 other   |
| computers, you might actually have to   |
| (gasp) call directory assistance for 60 |
| cents, or even phone the person. This   |
| can cost as much as a few DOLLARS (!)   |
| for a 5 minute call!                    |
|                                         |
| And certainly it's better to spend 10   |
| to 20 dollars of other people's money   |
| distributing the message than for you   |
| to have to waste $9 on an overnight     |
| letter, or even 25 cents on a stamp!    |
|                                         |
| Don't forget. The world will end if     |
| your message doesn't get through, so    |
| post it as many places as you can.      |
|                                         |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your          |
\ Questions on Netiquette                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;