Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / John Dame May Oscar Was Gay Was Whitty \ | Was Wilde But Gerard Hopkins But John | | Greenleaf But Thornton Was Manley Was | | Whittier Was Wilder | | | \ -- Willard Espy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;