Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Uh... deity is a word, and diety isn't. \ | | | Or is it supposed to be one of those | | recursive acronyms? Diety Is Excellent | | To You. Deity Eats Icecream That's | | Yellow. Diety Is Eloping To Yokohama. | | I'll stop now. | | | \ -- Guy Maor / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;