Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When your life is a leaf that the \ | seasons tear off and condemn They will | | bind you with love that is graceful and | | green as a stem. | | | \ -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;