Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Just because I turn down a contract on \ | a guy doesn't mean he isn't going to | | get hit. | | | \ -- Joey / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;