Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If there is no God, who pops up the \ | next Kleenex? | | | \ -- Art Hoppe / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;