Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When the government bureau's remedies \ | don't match your problem, you modify | \ the problem, not the remedy. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;