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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Come, you spirits That tend on mortal   \
| thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me,   |
| from the crown to the toe, top-full Of  |
| direst cruelty! make thick my blood,    |
| Stop up the access and passage to       |
| remorse That no compunctious visiting   |
| of nature Shake my fell purpose, not    |
| keep peace between The effect and it!   |
| Come to my woman's breasts, And take my |
| milk for gall, you murdering ministers, |
| Wherever in your sightless substances   |
| You wait on nature's mischief! Come,    |
| thick night, And pall the in the        |
| dunnest smoke of hell, That my keen     |
| knife see not the wound it makes, Nor   |
| heaven peep through the blanket of the  |
| dark, To cry `Hold, hold!'              |
|                                         |
\ -- Lady MacBeth                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;