Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Come, you spirits That tend on mortal \ | thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, | | from the crown to the toe, top-full Of | | direst cruelty! make thick my blood, | | Stop up the access and passage to | | remorse That no compunctious visiting | | of nature Shake my fell purpose, not | | keep peace between The effect and it! | | Come to my woman's breasts, And take my | | milk for gall, you murdering ministers, | | Wherever in your sightless substances | | You wait on nature's mischief! Come, | | thick night, And pall the in the | | dunnest smoke of hell, That my keen | | knife see not the wound it makes, Nor | | heaven peep through the blanket of the | | dark, To cry `Hold, hold!' | | | \ -- Lady MacBeth / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;