Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Democracy is a device that insures we \ | shall be governed no better than we | | deserve. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;