Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Once he had one leg in the White House \ | and the nation trembled under his | | roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the | | Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the | | forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in | | galvanized iron tabernacles behind the | | railroad yards." - H. L. Mencken, | | writing of William Jennings Bryan, | | counsel for the supporters | | | | of Tennessee's anti-evolution law at | \ the Scopes "Monkey Trial" in 1925. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;