Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are strange things done in the \ | midnight sun | | | | By the men who moil for gold; The | | Arctic trails have their secret tales | | | | That would make your blood run cold; | | The Northern Lights have seen queer | | sights, | | | | But the queerest they ever did see Was | | that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge | | | | I cremated Sam McGee. | | | \ -- Robert W. Service / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;