Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A New York City ordinance prohibits the \ | shooting of rabbits from the rear of a | | Third Avenue street car -- if the car | \ is in motion. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;