Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /what's the difference \ | between chattr and chmod? | | SomeLamer: man chattr > 1; man chmod > | | 2; diff -u 1 2 | less | | | \ -- Seen on #linux on irc / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;