Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Hmm... I wonder what else \ | seperates Debian from the rest of the | | | | Linux distributions. gecko - | | We Don't Suck Knghtbrd: you | | don't say that when addressing a bunch | | of people | | | | FROM those distros gecko - | \ point. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;