Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long \ | as I'm rich." | | | \ -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;