Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Remember Kruschev: he tried to do too \ | many things too fast, and he was | | removed in disgrace. If Gorbachev tries | | to destroy the system or make too many | | fundamental changes to it, I believe | | the system will get rid of him. I am | | not a political scientist, but I | | understand the system very well. I | | believe he will have a "heart attack" | | or retire or be removed. He is up | | against a brick wall. If you think they | | will change everything and become a | | free, open society, forget it!" -- | | Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot | | who defected in 1976 | | | | "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, | \ pg. 110 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;