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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ X windows:                              \
|                                         |
| You'd better sit down.                  |
|                                         |
| Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis    |
| project.                                |
|                                         |
| Why do it right when you can do it      |
| wrong?                                  |
|                                         |
| Live the nightmare.                     |
|                                         |
| Our bugs run faster.                    |
|                                         |
| When it absolutely, positively HAS to   |
| crash overnight.                        |
|                                         |
| There ARE no rules.                     |
|                                         |
| You'll wish we were kidding.            |
|                                         |
| Everything you never wanted in a window |
| system. And more.                       |
|                                         |
| Dissatisfaction guaranteed.             |
|                                         |
| There's got to be a better way.         |
|                                         |
| The next best thing to keypunching.     |
|                                         |
| Leave the thrashing to us.              |
|                                         |
| We wrote the book on core dumps.        |
|                                         |
| Even your dog won't like it.            |
|                                         |
| More than enough rope.                  |
|                                         |
| Garbage at your fingertips.             |
|                                         |
| Incompatibility. Shoddiness.            |
| Uselessness.                            |
|                                         |
\ X windows.                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;