Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / X windows: \ | | | You'd better sit down. | | | | Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis | | project. | | | | Why do it right when you can do it | | wrong? | | | | Live the nightmare. | | | | Our bugs run faster. | | | | When it absolutely, positively HAS to | | crash overnight. | | | | There ARE no rules. | | | | You'll wish we were kidding. | | | | Everything you never wanted in a window | | system. And more. | | | | Dissatisfaction guaranteed. | | | | There's got to be a better way. | | | | The next best thing to keypunching. | | | | Leave the thrashing to us. | | | | We wrote the book on core dumps. | | | | Even your dog won't like it. | | | | More than enough rope. | | | | Garbage at your fingertips. | | | | Incompatibility. Shoddiness. | | Uselessness. | | | \ X windows. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;