Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Whatever is not nailed down is mine. \ | Whatever I can pry up is not nailed | | down. | | | | -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad | \ tycoon / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;