Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are four stages to a marriage. \ | First there's the affair, then there's | | the marriage, then children and finally | | the fourth stage, without which you | | cannot know a woman, the divorce. | | | \ -- Norman Mailer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;