Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I got tired of listening to the \ | recording on the phone at the movie | | theater. So I bought the album. I got | | kicked out of a theater the other day | | for bringing my own food in. I argued | | that the concession stand prices were | | outrageous. Besides, I hadn't had a | | barbecue in a long time. I went to the | | theater and the sign said adults $5 | | children $2.50. I told them I wanted 2 | | boys and a girl. I once took a cab to a | | drive-in movie. The movie cost me $95. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;