Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Before borrowing money from a friend, \ | decide which you need more. | | | \ -- Addison H. Hallock / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;