Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / How do you power off this machine? \ | | | -- Linus, when upgrading | | linux.cs.helsinki.fi, and after using | | the | | | \ machine for several months / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;