Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is a logical analogy too... anyone \ | who's been around, knows the world is | | run by paenguins. Always a paenguin | | behind the curtain, really getting | | things done. And paenguins in | | politics--who can deny it? | | | | -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the | \ penguin Linux logo / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;