Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To date, the firm conclusions of \ | Project Blue Book are: | | | | 1. no unidentified flying object | | reported, investigated and evaluated | | | | by the Air Force has ever given any | | indication of threat to our | | | | national security; | | | | 2. there has been no evidence submitted | | to or discovered by the Air | | | | Force that sightings categorized as | | UNIDENTIFIED represent | | | | technological developments or | | principles beyond the range of | | | | present-day scientific knowledge; and | | | | 3. there has been no evidence | | indicating that sightings categorized | | | | as UNIDENTIFIED are extraterrestrial | | vehicles. - the summary of Project Blue | | Book, an Air Force study of UFOs from | | 1950 | | | | to 1965, as quoted by James Randi in | \ Flim-Flam! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;