Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "An Academic speculated whether a \ | bather is beautiful if there is none in | | the forest to admire her. He hid in the | | bushes to find out, which vitiated his | | premise but made him happy. Moral: | | Empiricism is more fun than | | speculation." | | | \ -- Sam Weber / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;