Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his \ | R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS | \ BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;