Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Don't come crying to me \ | about your "30 minute compiles"!! I | | | | have to build X uphill both ways! In | | the snow! With bare | | | | feet! And we didn't have compilers! We | | had to translate the | | | | C code to mnemonics OURSELVES! | | And I was 18 before we even | \ had assemblers! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;