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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Every man is apt to form his notions of \
| things difficult to be apprehended, or  |
| less familiar, from their analogy to    |
| things which are more familiar. Thus,   |
| if a man bred to the seafaring life,    |
| and accustomed to think and talk only   |
| of matters relating to navigation,      |
| enters into discourse upon any other    |
| subject; it is well known, that the     |
| language and the notions proper to his  |
| own profession are infused into every   |
| subject, and all things are measured by |
| the rules of navigation: and if he      |
| should take it into his head to         |
| philosophize concerning the faculties   |
| of the mind, it cannot be doubted, but  |
| he would draw his notions from the      |
| fabric of the ship, and would find in   |
| the mind, sails, masts, rudder, and     |
| compass.                                |
|                                         |
| -- Thomas Reid, "An Inquiry into the    |
\ Human Mind", 1764                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;