Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / VMS Beer: Requires minimal user \ | interaction, except for popping the top | | and sipping. However cans have been | | known on occasion to explode, or | | contain extremely un-beer-like | \ contents. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;