Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As someone pointed out, you could have \ | an attribute that says "optimize the | | heck out of this routine", and your | | definition of heck would be a parameter | | to the optimizer. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709081854.LAA20830@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;