Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All most men really want in life is a \ | wife, a house, two kids and a car, a | | cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one | | of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a | \ dog. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;