Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Living in the complex world of the \ | future is somewhat like having bees | \ live in your head. But, there they are. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;