Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /but, then I used an Atari, I \ | was more likely to win the lottery in | | | | ten countries simultaneously than get | \ accelerated X / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;