Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Lieberman's Law: \ | | | Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter | \ since nobody listens. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;